These are some of the days celebrated on Monday 15th of August. Maybe we can combine them into one super event?
I Love Cowboys and Cowgirls Day
National Failures Day
National Meringue Pie Day
National Relaxation Day
Nicholas Chauvin Day
Stay Home with the Kids Day
Assumption of Mary
Okay, so decide to stay home with your kids. 1 They want to dress up as cowboys and cowgirls. 2 Your male partner decides chauvinistically 3 that you should make them a lemon meringue 4, but it is a complete failure 5, so you make some cupcakes instead 6 Then you decide that it is time to relax.7
You can fit in the Assumption of Mary as and where you see fit.