Whitby Goth Preparations

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As  posted earlier, in late October we are off to Whitby. ‘’Where is Whitby, exacxtly’’ asked my lovely wife.

I replied ‘’Coordinates: 54°29′09″N 0°37′14″W / 54.4858°N 0.6206°W / 54.4858; -0.6206.’’

She smiles by way of reply.

Whitby is a small coastal settlement in Yorkshire, just up t’ road from Scarborough.  Picturesque cottages have been redefined as lovely from their former status as ‘mean’ hovels for the lower classes to live in. Picturesque it is, cold it certainly can be! Along the coast another worthwhile place to visit is Robin Hoods Bay. But this is Yorkshire I hear you exclaim, go on, exclaim. Better? Good. Well in fact, as much as we can glean from history, Robin was a Yorkshire man. Which explains a few things!

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Anyway, Whitby is going to host a Goth rock music and general dressing up weekend to tie in with Halloween.Should be nifty. Wife planning clothing. What do I go as? Anyway, simply have to fly into one airport, hire a car, drive on the wrong side of t’ road, with steering wheel on wrong side of car, at night. Party and parade whilst trying to stay warm, go to the gig, drive back in t’ dark to another airport. Pay extra for the privilege and all in one weekend. Not so dusty.

(t’ = the).

I haven’t told anyone yet, but they must learn the words to the following song before being allowed to leave Yorkshire. A one, a two, a one two….

Wheear ‘ast tha bin sin’ ah saw thee, ah saw thee?

On Ilkla Mooar baht ‘at

Wheear ‘ast tha bin sin’ ah saw thee, ah saw thee?

Wheear ‘ast tha bin sin’ ah saw thee?

On Ilkla Mooar baht ‘at

On Ilkla Mooar baht ‘at

On Ilkla Mooar baht ‘at

Tha’s been a cooartin’ Mary Jane

Tha’s bahn’ to catch thy deeath o’ cowd

Then us’ll ha’ to bury thee

Then t’worms’ll come an’ eyt thee up

Then t’ducks’ll come an’ eyt up t’worms

Then us’ll go an’ eyt up t’ducks

Then us’ll all ha’ etten thee

That’s wheear we get us ooan back

 

I foresee no foreseeable problems.

 

Whitby Goth

Back to England for our next foray. Haven’t been for quite some time. And this will be  a little different. Going to the Whitby Goth weekend for a little posing and a good music. Great for the kids, too with all the costumes. But what should I go as, something hideous and scary? I know, I’ll go as me!

Staying in Scarborough and will have to drive on the the left again, should be fun! Visit will coincide with Bonfire night and hot potatoes round the fire, great stuff.

Now, where ar my spare vampire teeth?

Roadtrip Tech Checklist

How Does this Work?

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Laptop with charger – check

Ipads, 2 for the use of – check

Kindle –  for me to read and use when laptop is tied up – check

Mobile phones 4 with chargers, reminded mine is an iphone;-)  check

Hair dryer -? – check

Curling tongs – the ladies tell me they are important!

Remington (bought the company blah, blah) beard trimmer, various other uses, too! check

TV’s for children in car, plus adaptors (reminder, take films) – check

Headphones for TV’s vital – check. In cabin not in boot of car – double check

Garmin GPS –  to be stuck like an excited snail on the dashboard – check

Tablet – hope wonky start button still works -check

Digital Camera – what you mean it needs batteries? – check

Pen Drive – in case I can’t – check

Mixer for smoothies – check

Fiszka/skateboard – basic technology but important if I am to fall over it on holiday  instead of at home. Check

Calculator for currency – check

That’s enough to be going on with – check

 

 

 

Kazimierz Dolny Former Synagogue

From the 14th century a small Jewish community dwelt in Kazimierz Dolny, relatively peacefully up until the arrival of the Nazis in 1940. A Judenrat was then established, and by 1942 with deportations to Belzec the town was ‘purged’ of Jews. We stayed in the old synagogue, revamped as a small and comfortable hotel steeped in history and atmosphere.

 

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The steps and entrance to the former Synagogue.

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New Road Trip Ready

The accomodation, apart from the last week, is booked. The route is laid in  and a GPS bought for in the towns and Here Maps as a free back up on the mobile, or as I am continually corrected, an iphone;-). Both the amusement parks and water parks are built into the itinerary to keep small people happy and pumped with adrenaline. The extra summer clothes purchased and car serviced. It’s even been cleaned onside and out. Must be time to rain again! The countdown has commenced with about a minimum of 2,500km one way mapped out.Bring it on:-)IMG_3437

Road Trip Do’s and Dont’s

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In no particular order of priority.

Do -Do get off the motorways and take the quieter routes. They are toll free and give you the chance to pull over and stop in interesting place, off the beaten track.Independence is paramount.

Don’t – Don’t forget to take that spare key for the car, you know, the one you’re never going to need. So easy to lose when moving and constantly repacking from place to place. But so hard to replace when AWOL.

Do – Do take a fold up map. Useful for directions, even better as temporary sunshade on the beach.

Do – Do liberally sprinkle your tour with water parks and amusement parks for the children. Something for them to cling on to and continually ask about whilst sightseeing and travelling.

Don’t – Don’t leave earplugs or earphones in the boot, at the bottom under everything when on the move, especially when the children want to watch a particularly interesting kids film!

Do – Do down load all the maps and towns onto your mobile phone of the towns and countries on your itinerary, before leaving home. This way they can be used without connecting to the costly roaming services when abroad.

Don’t – Don’t eat heavy breakfasts when you’re going to sit in the car for hours, or later you may be sitting for hours! And make that a maximum 7-8 hour drive.

Don’t – Don’t rely on the GPS as if it is infallible. Crossing fields means the GPS may well be a little awry. Balance the GPS data with the best computer in the world, the brain between your ears!

Do – Do remember that many Southern European countries like a little snooze in the afternoon. So plan accordingly with fuel, shops and restaurants. There is nothing more desolate than a child’s face when you explain that the pizza restaurant, they are already sitting at the outside table,  is closed until later that day. Pizza DENIED!

Don’t – Don’t allow anyone, repeat anyone to remove socks in the car.

Do- Do pack a sense of humour and a smile.

Don’t – Don’t drink scalding hot coffee over your crotch as you drive.

Do- Do remind the navigator to have the map correctly orientated.

Do – Do go to the dentist before travelling for that niggly pain. Trying to sort out a dentist, and any other minor medical needs, is a nightmare, expensive and stressful.

Don’t – Don’t forget to remind the ladies to buy, pack, all of the hair clips, hair bands, hair pins and their favourite shampoos and conditioners.

Do- Do pack extra toilet roll, you have been warned!

Do – Do pack a torch, change and renew the batteries and take spare batteries as well.

Don’t – Don’t plan to travel to a country experiencing fuel strikes, rioting for assorted reasons and, oops, too late!

Do – Do learn the rudiments of polite etiquette and hello, thank you and goodbye in the language of your intended host countries.

Do – Do pack a smile as it is an international and friendly language:-)

 

 

 

Lisbon

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We arrived rather late at the airport just outside Lisbon. From there we took a relatively inexpensive super quick taxi. The kids loved the ride as the taxi took on the gravitational characteristics of a Star Wars air-speeder. Fun. Deposited centrally it was up to us to negotiate across a couple of squares to get to our hotel. Be careful, but for some reason the lovely looking stone pavements seemed inordinately, pardon the phrase, slippery when wet. And never did the phrase, ‘’don’t judge a book by its cover’’ seem so pertinent, when it came to the hotel.

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Our exedra shaped hotel was located on Praca Dos Restauradores. The VIP Eden Aparthotel looks like an Art-Deco cinema, and the front of the façade sported a group of people who had drunk a lot and weren’t featured in the promotional material! The hotel looked closed and it was not until walking across the front of the building that we discovered the front door, tucked away almost on the side. We were welcomed by a receptionist who spoke excellent English, seeing as he hailed from the Midlands! The under-lit corridor ended with our apartment which was laid out like a number 3, bedrooms at the end, bath and toilet in the middle. It had seen better days, but the rooms were clean and gave straight out onto the square.  Even more importantly it had free wi-fi for the kids.

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Lisbon for the children was great. Of course our ambling around the centre, taking in the atmosphere was dull for them. For us the alleys, the ochre roofed aging buildings and thoroughfares were fascinating. But then we headed out to the Lisbon Expo Park. This included an Oceanarium, the Vasci de Gama Tower, a cable car ride, a great waterfall and the kids loved all of these attractions. There was also a great indoor attraction that mixed science and hitting bouncy rubber things. Great for  kids of all ages J Another trip out was to Sintra Park. This didn’t have the fast rides and gleaming technology of other parks, but they loved the place. They could run into grottoes, climb stone steps and disappear into foliage, climb small towers and give full rein to their imaginations.  All without wi-fi and sitting! We also went to check out Belem Tower, got caught in the rain waited and hour then decided to buy an umbrella for 5 Euros, and yes, then the rain stopped. The zoo was also included on the kids wish list. Always a sad place for me, full of listless creatures, but with reassuringly expensive ice-cream when feeling too hot.  As always heights have to be included in our perambulations. The Castle of the Moors, built circa 8-9th century,  is set on a  rocky hill  high above the plain, which it dominates. The combination of heights, strong winds and lack of hand holds added since it was first built made it a joy to visit.

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View from the Hotel rooftop, which had a  swimming pool, but sadly to nippy for a dip.

Back in Lisbon, we ventured out at night for some Fado. We had been warned not to pick at the seemingly free food that would be placed on our table in warm and cosy bars/cafes. This was because it would actually be included in our bill. The area was interesting and the people friendly. Strangely enough there were not too many shops to buy fresh fruit and odds and ends for kids to munch on in central Lisbon. All in all a great city to visit with plenty to keep the children happy, too.

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