Bob Dylan sang, ”You don’t need a weather man, To know which way the wind blows.”
Bob, get with the times, man. As I meandered through the Telegraph I spotted and article entitled, ”When should I hang my washing out. Met office app will tell you.”
Really? Folks now need an app to judge weather conditions that are not conducive to the drying of wet or moist fabrics and materials! Evolution has furnished us with highly evolved senses to be aware of the world around us. And, and this is a big AND, a brain!
A brain. Fully evolved (in some) for the assessment of conditions around us. What next? When to use the W.C. app, hunger app? Time for a another triple burger with cheese, app?
Now excuse me. I’m just going to check my ”will the circular wheels on my bike turn when propelled forward, app.